Oh please for give me I am late,
My sister made me sit until we ate.
Her car was broken, my shoes were torn,
I walked here barefoot; see here’s the thorn.
I got my jacket caught on a tree,
The threads just would not pull free.
Then I had to sit and pee,
A bush was all that I could see.
I got lost on my way here,
The directions I got were not very clear.
A river was in a ravine,
I got soaked jumping in between.
I forgot my wallet and had to go back,
Then I sat on a tack.
My sister’s car started to run,
We jumped in and dropped of a nun.
I then found the office and here I am,
Heights office building set for the job, wait why does that sign say, ‘Honey Ham?’
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